January 2012
2 posts
I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.
Because if you are making...
– Neil Gaiman
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
1 post
The only way to find true happiness is to risk being completely cut open.
– Chuck Palahniuk (via nicolesuzanne)
This.
August 2011
2 posts
June 2011
2 posts
For those who believe in God, most of the big questions are answered. But for...
– Charles Bukowski
May 2011
6 posts
Suck it school
Just busted out a 10 page paper on a book I didn’t read. Not my most proud moment but I did it. I’m telling myself this won’t happen again, that I won’t procrastinate anymore. We’ll see about that next semester.
April 2011
5 posts
Saving something in the fridge for you to eat for...
theawesomeblogofjenray:
And you’re just like:
This actually happens a lot in my house…we blame it on George, the invisible man who lives in our house and eats our food.
Can we talk about Legends of the Hidden Temple →
leeroyjenkins:
and how all the kids that got on that show were fucking dumbasses
like seriously
the show came on every other fucking day
there are only three pieces of the silver monkey statue
THE PIECES ARE THE SAME EVERY TIME
AND YET
every time some little shit gets to the end it’s OHHH WHICH WAY DOES IT GO
like Kelly here
Kelly, let me ask you a question
what the fuck were you...
March 2011
30 posts
4 tags
Do Not Want
My Environmental Pollution professor, instead of having a review session or giving us a study guide before an exam, emails us all the questions he might ask. That doesn’t sound terrible, memorize the answers to 50 questions? Easy. Nope. Homeboy emails us a 48 page word document. 50 questions for each chapter. 6 chapters. 300 QUESTIONS TO MEMORIZE!!!
Nothing is at last sacred but the integrity of your own mind.
– Emerson
HAPPY MAR10 DAY!
notthatkindagay:
Manly thoughts on International Women's Day.
Listen up ladies, today marks the 100th anniversary of International Women’s Day. I’ve spent the better part of my World Politics class reflecting on the impact women have had on me throughout my life (obviously, my birth was first on the list, thanks mom). In lieu of an entire blog listing those ways, I’ll just say this; women, you rock.
Seriously.
I wouldn’t be who I...
It’s so hard to forget pain, but it’s even harder to remember sweetness.
We...
– Chuck Palahniuk (via kari-shma)
I wonder how many people I’ve looked at all my life and never seen.
– John Steinbeck, The Winter of Our Discontent (via linguistic-dexterity)
My new hobby
Extreme couponing.
Suck it retail prices!
5 tags
February 2011
31 posts